Hi Sausage ,

I decided a brilliant end to January would be to fall down a flight of stairs,  ffs. I think my days as a stuntwoman are over. Done a proper job on my shoulder and a bit bashed, bruised and aching in a few other areas. What am I like eh ? When it comes to the painkillers I’ve got , the drugs definitely don’t work. I’m sure one of your cuddles would make it feel a bit better, if only. Just feeling a bit sorry for myself like a knobhead.

Missing you loads you dick. Still trying hard with the diet , but sometimes a girl just needs a bit of Cheesecake. I’ll get there, one step at a time. You’d have told me to eat the Cheesecake,  me staying fat kept me in my place didn’t it ? Better go for now , stuff I’ve to do and all that.

Love , cuddles , kisses and sprinkles

Girl Almighty